- smooth skin
- small eyes
- over 6ft
- all-rodent diet
- a snake
White people asking questions about my turban (part 3)
I love this scene because it is so accurate to me on roadtrips
Yep, that’s right!
He had a tiny hammer and was fixing the plumbing on the fountain. He ate a magic mushroom and fucking grew you guys. But it gets better.
So I’m peeing myself, because this can’t get better, right?! FUCKING WRONG
Bless you, Mario cosplayer. Bless your stunning dedication.
ZONA, alex andreyev, 2014